We Hate F Tourists

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+15 photos
Scored 9
Rated superb

Staff

9.7

Property highlights

About this property

Central Location: We Hate F Tourists in Lisboa offers a central base with Rossio a 14-minute walk away and St. George's Castle 2 km nearby. Humberto Delgado Airport is 6 km from the hostel. Exceptional Facilities: Guests enjoy a sun terrace, garden, bar, and free WiFi. Additional amenities include a lounge, games room, and outdoor seating area. Comfortable Accommodations: Rooms feature air-conditioning, private bathrooms, balconies, and city views. Breakfast options include continental, buffet, and vegetarian with fresh pastries and fruits. Guest Services: The hostel provides a paid airport shuttle, 24-hour front desk, concierge, tour desk, and luggage storage. Highly rated for its bar, host, and room cleanliness.

Couples particularly like the location — they rated it 8.5 for a two-person trip.

Distance in property description is calculated using © OpenStreetMap

Most popular facilities

  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Parking
  • Airport shuttle
  • Free WiFi
  • 24-hour front desk
  • Terrace
  • Lift
  • Bar
  • Cot available on request

Perfect for a 3-night stay!

Situated in the real heart of Lisbon, this property has an excellent location score of 8.8

Breakfast info

Continental, Vegetarian, Buffet

Options with:

  • Quiet street view

Availability

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Bed in 6-Bed Superior Dormitory Room
  • 1 single bed
Cot available on request
172 feet²
Balcony
City view
Air conditioning
Free WiFi
  • Shower
  • Toilet
  • Linen
  • Iron
  • Shared bathroom
  • Heating
  • Hairdryer
  • Upper floors accessible by elevator
  • Toilet paper
  • Board games/puzzles
  • Single-room air conditioning for guest accommodation
  • Carbon monoxide detector
Max adults: 1
Only for 1 guest
US$23 per night
Price US$68
Excluded: € 4 City tax per person per night, 6 % VAT
  • Fabulous breakfast US$11
  • Total cost to cancel
  • No prepayment needed – pay at the property
Max adults: 1
Only for 1 guest
US$33 per night
Price US$99
Excluded: € 4 City tax per person per night, 6 % VAT
  • Fabulous breakfast included
  • Total cost to cancel
  • No prepayment needed – pay at the property
Bed in 4-Bed Superior Dormitory Room
We have 6 left
  • 1 single bed
Cot available on request
172 feet²
Balcony
City view
Air conditioning
Free WiFi
Max adults: 1
Only for 1 guest
US$26 per night
Price US$78
Excluded: € 4 City tax per person per night, 6 % VAT
  • Fabulous breakfast US$11
  • Total cost to cancel
  • No prepayment needed – pay at the property
Max adults: 1
Only for 1 guest
US$36 per night
Price US$109
Excluded: € 4 City tax per person per night, 6 % VAT
  • Fabulous breakfast included
  • Total cost to cancel
  • No prepayment needed – pay at the property
Bed in 6-Bed Superior Female Dormitory Room
We have 5 left
  • 1 single bed
Cot available on request
172 feet²
Balcony
Air conditioning
Private bathroom
Free WiFi
Max adults: 1
Only for 1 guest
US$30 per night
Price US$89
Excluded: € 4 City tax per person per night, 6 % VAT
  • Fabulous breakfast US$11
  • Total cost to cancel
  • No prepayment needed – pay at the property
Max adults: 1
Only for 1 guest
US$40 per night
Price US$120
Excluded: € 4 City tax per person per night, 6 % VAT
  • Fabulous breakfast included
  • Total cost to cancel
  • No prepayment needed – pay at the property
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Guest reviews

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Guests who stayed here loved

Lauren
Netherlands Netherlands
“The hosts where amazing Demet and her colleague that where working Friday evening organising the fado bar trip where lovely and made me feel like home 🥰”
Marc
Greece Greece
“Demet gave the best welcome to a hostel I've ever had”
Nichita
Moldova Moldova
“very good location, comfortable beds, super friendly staff and very clean. Pub crawling with Tom was awesome! His energy made the night!”
Bahattin
Germany Germany
“It’s very clean and the staff’s so friendly and made me feel at home. Thank you again Demet for your support and warm approach”
Thomas
Portugal Portugal
“The staff was amazing, excellent location which is easy to get there by public transportation and also to get to my appointment on foot.”
Anna
Australia Australia
“All the staff were amazing and incredibly helpful. The beds were comfy and facilities were nice.”
Kevine
Canada Canada
“The staff were amazing!! They have activities, and everyone participated. The best hostel ever!!!”
Bahattin
Germany Germany
“So clean and extremely professional. Thank you Turkish girl”
The
Finland Finland
“Absolutely the best hostel I have ever been. The staff with Ari, Demad and co takes the best care of their customers. It was actually sad to leave.”
Sonia
Poland Poland
“It was my first time staying at the hostel but don’t regret anything. Nice modern design, clean rooms, amazing rooftop with stunning view of whole Lisbon. People also great very welcoming and helpful!”

Property surroundings

House rules

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Check-in
From 15:00 to 00:00
You'll need to let the property know in advance what time you'll arrive.
Check-out
From 00:00 to 12:00
Cancellation/ prepayment
Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Please check what conditions may apply to each option when making your selection.
Children and beds

Child policies

Children of any age are welcome.

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Cot and extra bed policies

0 - 2 years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per child, per night
Cot upon request
€ 10 per child, per night
3 - 12 years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per child, per night
13+ years
Extra bed upon request
€ 15 per person, per night

Prices for cots and extra beds are not included in the total price, and will have to be paid for separately during your stay.

The number of extra beds and cots allowed is dependent on the option you choose. Please check your selected option for more information.

All cots and extra beds are subject to availability.

No age restriction
There is no age requirement for check-in
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Groups
When booking more than 8 rooms, different policies and additional supplements may apply.
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The fine print

Need-to-know information for guests at this property

When booking 8 rooms or more, different policies and additional supplements may apply.

Please inform We Hate F Tourists in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.

License number: 85993/AL